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a description huh? fine: i'm very ugly, small, soft, poor, impolite, nonsocial, usually sweat like a pig (even in winter), only take shower when it rains, only have one set of clothes that i always wear (same goes for. my stinky socks, cannot put on a new pair as i don't have any ... but i do recycle them into winter-gloves or bonnet),.i am terribly boring and i have no idea how to use fork and knife, so i just eat using my bare-hands and even my goldfish is more clever than i am. not to mention that my hairs are as dry as a cornfield, that i go to mcdonald's every other day hoping to find some left-overs people may have left behind, or simply enjoy a can of pedigree pet-food with some cool doggie.
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my job?professional sleeper!
my wage? 1 euro / year
i now leave you with two choices:
- take that description to the bank and keep those self-made description dictates you who to talk with ...
- come figure out by yourself how genuine that description is. and get to know the real me!
in a word: you want to know me? come find out who i really am. you don't give a damn? switch to another profile!
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